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GPF Presents: The Sex Show (Defqon.1 2018)


If we are talking about Defqon.1, we need to talk sex. Especially the sex show by the Greazy Puzzy Fuckerz. It was one of the most talked about sets from Defqon.1, and when they released the live video from their set, the whole place blew up. Not blown up as a blowjob, but literally like a bomb going off! The cocks and other sexual items were flying through the crowd, and they were bouncing up and down like there was no tomorrow. And I wasn't there, but here at home I was dancing around like I had a cactus shoved up my arsehole.


Once their liveset was released on Soundcloud, there was no stopping me. I had to listen to it every day, and all those people looking at me on the M25 from Surrey to North London, I don't care one single penny about your well being. I need GPF every day. I lube up every morning, just to get ready for the day (just like GPF's intro says 'did you lube up'?). And I'm slightly getting the impression that they are not a joke, like it first seemed to be. They are here to stay, and have changed the complete scene within a few months.


Yeah, at first we laughed, and we all giggled like little school girls, but now we are slowely understanding what they are doing! They put more romance in our lives!And I've got to say that even their music has hit a nerve. For me a good nerve, for some a very weird nerve (those are the haters who do not understand it), but that's okay. Give them some time and they will be Puzzy fans too!


The previous mixes reviews are gone forever, but don't worry: you still have the 'Sextape' mixes on their Soundcloud page, and now their full Defqon.1 set! With a bloody tracklist, how gorgeous is that? Pure pornography.



01. Greazy Puzzy Fuckerz - The Sex Show

02. Greazy Puzzy Fuckerz - Defqon.1 Tool

03. Greazy Puzzy Fuckerz & MC Jeff - GPF Anthem

04. Caine & Greazy Puzzy Fuckerz - Kendal Fuck 2.69

05. Greazy Puzzy Fuckerz & Malice - Bitches

06. Greazy Puzzy Fuckerz - Greazy Fuckdrum (N-Vitral Fuckup)

07. Zazafront vs Greazy Puzzy Fuckerz - Dikke Vette Fuckplaat

08. Caine - Let's Get Pillz (Greazy Puzzy Fuckerz Let's Get Pro Mix)

09. Greazy Puzzy Fuckerz - We No Fuck

10. Partyrasier & Scrape Face - Roll The Bass (GPF Remix)

11. Greazy Puzzy Fuckerz - Kicks Out For Harambe

12. MC Ludo - Maren Kesssel Tunnel Rave (Greazy Puzzy Fuckerz Remix)

13. Greazy Puzzy Fuckerz - Fuckssues

14. Greazy Puzzy Fuckerz & Mind Compressor - Spaghetti Love

15. Greazy Puzzy Fuckerz & Caine - Fuck Buddy

16. Greazy Puzzy Fuckerz - Fuck Me Daddy

17. Greazy Puzzy Fuckerz & Toxic Inside - Fuck Breaks

18. Greazy Puzzy Fuckerz - Tardgedy

19. Greazy Puzzy Fuckerz - We Feel Like A Fuck

20. Greazy Puzzy Fuckerz - Aggresive Fuck

21. Greazy Puzzy Fuckerz - Bloed, Zweet En Fuck

22. Italobrothers - Stamp On The Ground (Greazy Puzzy Fuckerz Re-Fuck)

23. Project One - Maximum Force (Defqon.1 Anthem 2018) (Greazy Puzzy Fuckerz Re-Fuck)


The first full on tracklist by the Greazy boyz. And even to this day I don't know who's behind it, the internet is still divided. Well, one of the two is obvious, not many people have a ginger beard and play this kind of music, but who is the other? I reckon it's the biggest mystery in the world. Could be Philip Schofield? Ant (from Ant & Dec) or the Ken doll from Big Brother? You know what, I don't even want to know. I want it to remain a mystery, like Angerfist: don't want to know the face behind the mask. It should be focussed on the music only, and the music is silly.


Listening to their previous sets there's a pattern to their music. Hard, rough, and fucking stupid at the same time. Is it Hardcore, is it Hardstyle, is it Terror? I honestly don't have a clue. Sometimes I wonder if it's similar to the sound of Hell? If it is, I'm so in, girlfriend! Going to hell anyway for the amount of gold fish I have killed in my entire life, but if this is the soundtrack of Hell, it's heaven to me!


For once I'm not adding the Soundcloud player but the actual video of their set from youtube. I want you to see it, if you haven't already. I want you to experience it, and if you are a UK promotor, please book these lads, they need to come to the UK, and play fucking Andre Hazes! I'll be the only one in the club actually singing along to it! Please get them here! Especially London!


It's difficult to pick one record, because they are all ace! I especially love those records which steer you into one direction, and fuck with you completely. Like Project One's remix, or 'Tardgedy', or 'Stamp On The Ground', but if I had to pick my favourite, it has to be 'Spaghetti Love'. Such a stupid but fucking catchy song. And the bass! OH MY DAYS, when it kicks in, it's tremendous!


Greazy Puzzy Fuckerz, I love you! And I really can't wait to see you here. You need to come to London, even if it's just for me. I've got a huge back garden, just play here. I need some more puzzy in my life!




Act: Greazy Puzzy Fuckerz

Genre/Style: Puzzycore

Liveset Info: Recorded @ Defqon.1 2018

Length Liveset: 00:57:29

Tracks: 23 (twenty-three)

Download/Listen (via Soundcloud): LISTEN HERE

File Size: unknown File Type: mp3 Bitspeed: unknown More Information: Greazy Puzzy Fuckerz - Soundcloud Page


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