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  • Writer's pictureMartin van Zeelandt / TCD


I went to the gym yesterday. That's not a spectacular thing to do, and many people on this Earth do the same, but they aren't like me. I am one of a few people out there who need their BPMs to be ridiculously fast when doing a workout. And when you think of a workout and fast beats, you immediately think of GPF. And if you aren't thinking of GPF, the big question emerges: why not? Maybe you don't like them, which is cool. Or maybe you've never heard of them. Let me introduce you to the wonderful world in which GPF exists.

I wasn't there, at Harmony Of Hardcore, but it would have been a great experience. It's one of those events I've never visited, but should have. It has got big line ups through its existence, but 2022 was a big year, for them to have GPF on the mainstage. On the video you can see a sea of humans raving their arses off: there's roughly about 500+ people there! They must have had a wonderful time, pleasing the fans and those that think GPF is weird (which is a lot of them). They came with blow up penises, and cucumbers.

I have witnessed them live, and it is still one of the weirdest moments in my life. But they are weird, different, and quite extraordinary. Their music, if you call it music, has been a huge topic of many debates: what is it, and is it music? According to the missus and my family members, it's just pure noise, but not the good noise. To those that appreciate their music, it's like a little angel peeing in your ears.

Truth be told, sometimes the pieps are a bit too much, and hurt my ears.

They did bring the funny to the mainstage. With their colourful outfit and blow up items and cucumbers, they entertained the people at the mainstage. Not all of them, there's a few not fan of the cucumber (as you can see on the video). But they also brought their records with them, and made sure they were played out loud, and as fast as possible. Was it pre-recorded or not?

  1. Queef feat GPF - We Will Fuck You

  2. GPF - Harmony Of Fuck (2022 Edit)

  3. Angerfist & Radical Redemption - Repercussion (GPF's Piepercussion Remix)

  4. GPF & D-Fence - Virgin

  5. GPF & D-Fence - NO MONEY

  6. GPF & S3RL - Cum Say Henlo

  7. GPF & MC Jeff - Cummin On Ur Face (Cummy Edit) (Pokemon Edit)

  8. Basshunter - All I Ever Wanted (GPF's All I Ever Fucked Remix)

  9. GPF - Cummy Bear

  10. GPF & J1zzy - Who's Your Daddy

  11. GPF - Left Right Left Right

  12. 3 Steps Ahead - Drop It (GP's Fuck It Remix)

  13. Marshall Masters feat Da TMC - Don't Touch That Stereo (GPF & Vieze Asbak Remix)

  14. Da Tweekaz - Moana (Cain & GPF Donk Fuck Duck Piep Kick Remix )

  15. Acraze - Do It To It (GPF's Piep It To It Remix)

  16. Sickmode & Rooler - Too Cold (GPF's Too Fuck Remix)

  17. GPF & Riot Shift - Broccoli Fuck (Kimmercore's Rimmercore Piep Fark Remix)

  18. Rene Karst - Adje Voor De Sfeer (GPF Cum Edit)

Yeah, this tracklist isn't shocking. Have seen most of the track already multiple times. But what did shock me, was the way the set was recorded: the GoPro camera views really messed up my head. The drone shots were cool, but the facial shots (see what I did there), they were awful! Reminded me of that bloke looking at trains and getting excited. Couldn't even watch that, but that's mainly because I don't like trains.

Yeah, these tracks aren't shocking. But what did shock me, was their approach to already existing Hardcore classics, like 'Don't Touch That Stereo' and 'Drop It'. Some might think it's blasphemy, but to me it's just glorious. The 3 Steps Ahead song really works. And it's my favourite song of the set.

What made me laugh, beside them being weird as fuck, is them asking the audience to sit down, and people are booing them! Wasn't expecting to see that!

The set is funny, quirky, and you might like or dislike them. They bring something unique to the stage, and it's just blasting those beats through the speakers at max volume, as fast as possible, and as ridiculous as possible. While, at the same time, do it with a grin on your face.

It isn't music that is timeless and will be remembered in 100 years from now, but at least those living in the present day/time can have a laugh, and stomp their feet as hard as possible, and wave their dicks in the air, as fast as they want to. And even suck on a cucumber when provided.

It's a quirky one, that's for sure. Don't know why it's taken me a long time to discover this set, normally I am on these things. Fuck.

Act: GPF

Genre/Style: Piepcore

Liveset Info: Recorded @ Harmony Of Hardcore 2022

Length Liveset: 00:44:35

Tracks: 18 (eighteen)

Download/Listen (via YouTube): CLICK HERE

File Size: unknown

File Type: unknown

Audio: Stereo

Bit Rate: unknown

Release Year: 2022

More Information: GPF - YouTube Channel

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