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  • Writer's pictureMartin van Zeelandt / TCD

GPF The Prerecorded S*x Show Unmastered @ Defqon.1 2019

Updated: Sep 28, 2019

Let me make sure you all understand: my reviews are not to offend anyone. These are my personal views, and if you disagree, I do apologise. But sometimes you've got to write what you feel, and others disagree. So I will continue, and I might offend a few, and a few friends might go missing on Facebook, but so be it.

I'm a fan of GPF. You all know it. And I'm not the only one. I've reviewed literally everything they have ever made, and I have seen them perform live at their event. But due to work commitments I could not go to Defqon.1. And also because I was too damn late for tickets. And also my health ain't great. So I've got excuses. But that doesn't mean I cannot enjoy their set, on this little island across the sea (the UK, if you weren't aware).

A few days ago I was in the gym, and I found their actual liveset, which was on Q-Dance's Youtube page. And I pressed play. Wish it came with a warning: my sesh was so damn rough and hard, I strained a muscle between my shoulder blades and walked around for a week like Quasimodo. All because of their set.

But what it also did, was generate a huge smile on my face. I couldn't stop laughing, and even today, when I'm listening to it again (this time via Soundcloud, it has been taken down from Youtube?). They've got this unique style, and it suits my personality. I'm messed up, and love the music as weird as possible.

I can listen to everything, and over the years you have seen all types of genres fly by on my page. But GPF's style has got to be the weirdest one. It hard, rough, and you cannot categorise it. Is it Hardstyle? Is it Hardcore? Is it Terror? Just call it PuzzyCore, and offend even more. But who cares? I like the fact that they take the music with a pinch of salt, and laugh about it. Mocking themselves, mocking others, and just generally having a laugh. And having a fantastic PR team behind it.

If you have missed the Piep Kick debate online, how quickly it escalated to a t-shirt and a 'movement', with an accompanied record to underline their 'hate' to the piep kick (that they use in literally everything!). See, GPF is a mind set that you can only experience when you are literally f**ked up to the bone.

Their set and others disappeared from Youtube. Someone was quick enough to record it, and put it onto Soundcloud. So for now we use the Soundcloud player, but when Q-Dance uploads the sets again, I will change it to the Youtube video. Got other sets I want to review too, but you've got to see the madness. And you definately want to see GPF's set. What you also see, is the return of Matty! Where the fridge-magnet has he been, eh?

The tracklist, before I start waffling about literally everything and nothing (seems like I could just join GPF, my mind works in mysterious ways).....

01. The Pre Recorded Sex Show V69 UNMASTERED Test.wma (Official Whitelabel Anthem aftermovie original Matty revitalised deqon -6db donk Mix)

02. Greazy Puzzy Fuckerz feat Jizzy - Cummin On Ur Face

03. Greazy Puzzy Fuckerz feat Jizzy - Who's Ur Daddy

04. Greazy Puzzy Fuckerz feat Malice - All Wanna Fuck

05. Da Tweekaz - Moana (GPF & Caines Donk Fuck Duck Piep Kick 2k19 Remix)

06. Greazy Puzzy Fuckerz feat D-Fence - Virgin

07. Greazy Puzzy Fuckerz - Left Right Left Right Fuck

08. Da Tweekaz - Frozen (Caine & GPF's Frozen Duck Fuck Remix)

09. Greazy Puzzy Fuckerz & N-Vitral - Greazy Response

10. Brief Intermission

11. Greazy Puzzy Fuckerz & The Straikerz - Greazemode

12. Greazy Puzzy Fuckerz & Riot Shift - Broccoli Fuck

13. Greazy Puzzy Fuckerz & Lil Texas & Taylor Swift - Blank Fuck

14. Greazy Puzzy Fuckerz & Caine - Fuck Buddy

15. Greazy Puzzy Fuckerz feat Mind Compressors - Spaghetti Love

16. Greazy Puzzy Fuckerz feat Mizz Behave - Fucked A Girl

17. Greazy Puzzy Fuckerz feat Sleazy - Extreme Piep Kicks

18. Greazy Puzzy Fuckerz - Venga Fuck

19. Greazy Puzzy Fuckerz - Fuck My Mind (Rooler Remuxxx)

20. Greazy Puzzy Fuckerz - 69 Million BPM

You can say whatever you like, but GPF are weird. Fucking weird. It's not like any other set you might have seen before. The music does not make any sense. It's hard, rough, and funny. A pinch of salt? Probably a big ass teaspoon.

I love the fact that the video showed their set being watched by a lot of people. Not just at Defqon.1, but also all over the world. And they just take the mickey out of everything! Which DJ would think about doing a pre-recorded set and get away with it? Which DJ ends a set with a record that plays 69 million BPMs in less than 5 seconds? Who plays a messed up version of the Vengaboys, Katy Perry, Taylor Swift? Who used vocals from a porno and made it a catchphrase: 'don't do it, I'm a virgin'? Only GPF does it.

Does that mean you need to take their music serious? No. You don't. Or you can. Depending on what you think of them. Some are extremely against them, and some just love them. The general feeling that they generate is fun. Laughter has been left behind us many years ago. But aren't other styles doing the same at the moment, making people happy, and laugh? Freestyle is one of those styles that just does whatever feels it should be doing. GPF are doing the same, but to the extreme.

I'm not trying to get people all against me (who already hate GPF), but I'm just expressing my emotions. If you don't like them, my advise would be to never sit in my car. I think at least once a car journey (and they take up to 3 hours each way) I listen to something GPF-ish. And after discovering their Defqon.1 set, it has been on repeat (also Headhunterz set, but there will be a review coming up shortly).

They make me happy. No-one understands them, but no-one understands me either. I have been going through hell the last couple of months, and GPF have made me slightly happier. I want to experience fun and happiness in life: depression already burdens people without them seeing the outcome of it all. When something comes across which might make you happier, grab it with both hands, and let yourself go. GPF do that to me. Music wise I have never been happier.

Drokz, if you are reading this: this is indeed fucked up. You are right. But I still like it.

Which record is the best? Well, when they announced the return of the much loved Matty, I like that. But the record that destroys me, is 'Extreme Piep Kicks'. That's some serious production skills. The build-up bit is beyond reckoning. Seriously impressive.

A wicked set. I wasn't expecting anything less than perfect. Be it pre-recorded or not.

Ps. welcome back Matty.

Pps. The GPF boys have been kind, and uploaded this set finally onto their Soundcloud page. So enjoy!

Act: Greazy Puzzy Fuckerz

Genre/Style: Puzzycore

Liveset Info: The Prerecorded Sex Show Unmastered @ Defqon.1 2019

Length Liveset: 00:45:23

Tracks: 20 (twenty)

Download/Listen (via Soundcloud): LISTEN HERE

File Size: unknown

File Type: unknown Bitspeed: unknown More Information: Greazy Puzzy Fuckerz - Youtube Page

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