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Teka B - Carnaval & 90's Hardstyle - Tekstyle Mix (100% PARTY MUSIC) (2020)


You know, sometimes you stumble across something you weren't even expecting. Today was such a day. I found this mix you might appreciate, if you are into quirky music. And when I say quirky, I do mean it. Have you ever been to the Netherlands? Have you ever been South of the rivers? Do you even know what that means? Have you ever experienced Carnaval before? If you haven't, well, 2021 won't have Carnaval, but certainly 2022 will, and if you can, make sure you start saving up money and book a hotel somewhere South, so preferably Limburg or Brabant. It is a few days of drinking and having fun. And the worst and cheesiest music ever. Want a taster?

This is the mix for you. It might sound a tad like a Freestyle mix, but it isn't. Carnaval is something only Southerners understand. But if the virus has bit you, and you have got deep pockets and love to dress quirky, you need to experience Carnaval, and literally not give a flying fuck about the music. As long as you are having fun. It's partying til the break of dawn. And the next day? We do it all over again!


So this mix, eh? It's made by Teka B. Never heard of Teka B, if I'm brutally honest. But their mix has sparked my interest, and it has made me miss my home province, Limburg. People in Limburg haven't got much to look out for, Carnaval is a major thing. And I've not experienced it for a few years now, so to hear this mix made me a tad happy, and made me feel young again.


Expect madness. Fucking madness. And don't take this too serious, ladies and gentlemen: take a pinch of salt.



  • Rednex - Cotton Eye Joe (Dr. Rude's Carnaval Tool)

  • Tom Waes - Dos Cervezas(Teka B & Forenzik Remix)

  • Tony Junior & Billy The Kit - Hey Jude

  • Alex Ostyn - Bass Shaker

  • Dany BPM - Crazy Fiesta

  • Teka B & Genetikzz - Rhythm Dancer

  • Rene Karst - Atje Voor De Sfeer

  • G-Fresh - Ultimate 90's En Zero's Freestyle Megamix

  • Guus Meeuwis - Het Is Een Nacht (Dr. Rude Remix 2016)

  • Teka B - Teka Baby vs Les Lacs

  • Alvaro Soler - Sofia (Mark With A K Remix)

  • Partyfriex feat Schorre Chef - Ik Moet Zuipen (Teka B Remix)

  • Lamme Frans - Zo Dronken (Dr. Rude Remix)

  • Public Domain - Operation Blade (Lunaticz Bootleg)

  • Mark With A K - Flyin High

  • Marco Borsato & Armin van Buuren - Hoe Het Danst (Feest DJ Eric Bootleg)

  • Wes - Alane (Daani & Billy The Kit Bootleg)

  • Don Omar & Lucenzo - Danza Kuduro (Mark With A K Remix)

  • RDC - No Stereo Limit

  • Poogie Bear - Happy Together (Shadowfact Bootleg)

  • Scooter - How Much Is The Fish w/ Djona Projects - This Is Who I Am (Teka B Mash Up)

  • Basshunter - Boten Anna (Ziggy & Pitboy x Altijd Larstig & Rob Gasd'rop Remix)

  • Teka B & Dave D - Wonderwall

  • LNY TNZ & Dany BPM - The Hardest Riddle

  • G-Fresh - Ecuador

  • G-Fresh - Rhythm Of The Night

  • Gebroeders Ko - Schatje Mag Ik Je Foto (The Underdogs Bootlegs)

  • Dany BPM - Seven Nation Army Remix

  • Dutch Movement & Feest DJ Ruud - Turn The Tide

  • Jebroer, Stepherd, Skinto & Jayh - Banaan (Ruthless Remix)

  • Plastic Bertrand - Ca Plane Pour Moi (Alberto V vs Ron-S Remix)

  • G-Fresh - Tropical Freestyle Mega Conga Mash Up (Lollipop Carnavals Edition)

  • Toxic Waste - Get A Life

  • Vitulles & Nowaxx - Follow Bon Jovi (PLN-B's 2018 DJ Tool)

  • G-Fresh - No Sleep For Ed Sheeran (Shape Of You & No Sleep Bootleg)

  • Akyra - Blue

  • MRNZ - Rock You Bust Squad Bootleg

  • Mark With A K - Rainbow In The Sky

  • Mauro Picotto - Komodo (Zatox Hardstyle Remix)

  • Citizen - 1980

  • Mark With A K vs Oasis - Something More (Invictus Mash-up)

  • R3hab - Around The World (G-Fresh Remix)

  • DJ Dirty K - The Final Countdown

  • Snelle - Reunie (Outsiders Remix)


Didn't I tell you this was quirky? It certainly is, and it has made me extremely happy. COVID has fucked everyone up, and with this Carnaval vs Tekstyle mix, it has certainly put a tremendous smile on my gob. A smile that you can see from miles away. And I am bouncing up and down in my living room. What a fantastic cheese fest!


I would literally listen to this throughout the year. During Carnaval, and whenever. This just makes you happy as hell. As bad as it might be. It's not the greatest music, it won't appear in the top 100 of best records ever made, but come on, this is true party music. With a few beers down your throat you will certainly enjoy it more.


I don't know how people in Limburg and Brabant celebrate Carnaval nowadays, I haven't been in the Netherlands during the Carnaval period for a few years now, but I'm guessing the main thing doesn't change: partying until you are literally out of it. And with Teka B's mix you will certainly feel the atmosphere coming through your speakers. As cheesy as this mix might be, and with a few 'small ' errors, I still highly enjoyed it.


Some records are just so bad, or so plainly worst than the original, but I don't know. I am kind of unbiased when it comes to this kind of music. Is it because I am a Limburger? Who knows. But I still dig this kind of quirkiness. More of this please.


Best record? Too many to mention. I am too wasted to actually make sense. So I'll end this review now, and you should start listening!



Act: Teka B

Genre/Style: Carnaval, Tekstyle, Freestyle, Jumpstyle. Hardstyle

Mix Info: Teka B - Carnaval & 90's Hardstyle - Tekstyle Mix (100% PARTY MUSIC)

Length Mix: 01:07:44

Tracks: 44 (fourty-four)

Download/Listen (via Soundcloud): LISTEN HERE

File Size: unknown

File Type: unknown

Audio: Stereo

Sample Rate: unknown

More Information: Teka B - Soundcloud Page



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