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  • Writer's pictureMartin van Zeelandt / TCD

Greazy Puzzy Fuckerz @ Decibel outdoor 2018 | Toxic Lab


I'm getting more excited each single day. One of the biggest parties of 2019 is about to happen (only a handful of days away), and I'm going. I'm obviously talking about the GPF event (which isn't a GPF event). I feel like a 12 year old boy who is about to get kissed by the most beautiful girl in the classroom. Seriously, my happiness level has reached its peak, and truth be told, nothing can take that away from me. To get me even more hyped up, I do listen to everything GPF related every single day. And I tweet the fucking sods. And I let the world know how excited I am.


The thing is, I cannot explain to other to what I'm going. Does anyone know what GPF is? Imagine telling this to friends and family, who do not like anything Hardstyle/Hardcore related. 'yes, I'm going to GPF and there's going to be a lot of BPM flying around, oh, and Matty is dead'. What? Yeah, it doesn't make any sense, and this kind of disorder I really like. So yesterday I went on Soundcloud and found their set at Decibel Outdoor 2018, and you just have to scroll through the comments, and you get a wide variety of comments, from people loving it to people really burning it down to the ground.


But that's just it. It's only for a handful of people interesting: those who have got a wider view on the harder styles. And it's for those who like to laugh. I reckon I'll be laughing my way to the event, and at the event. Oh, and I'll be wasted. I haven't drinking a beverage in a while (alcoholic), and I will go all out. I've earned it, and want to rave the night away like I did in 1998.


Ok, before we continue, here's the puzzlist. Damn, I mean tracklist!





01. Greazy Puzzy Fuckerz - Harmony Of Fuck (Decibel 2018 Reload)

02. Caine & Greazy Puzzy Fuckerz - Kendal Fuck 2.69

03. Greazy Puzzy Fuckerz & MC Jeff - Cumminn On UR Face

04. Greazy Puzzy Fuckerz - Greazy Fuckdrum (N-Vitral Fuckup)

05. Malice & Greazy Puzzy Fuckerz - All Wanna Fuck

06. Caine - Let's Get Pillz (Greazy Puzzy Fuckerz Let's Get Pro Mix)

07. Partyraiser & Scrape Face - Roll The Bass (Greazy Puzzy Fuckerz Remix)

08. Sjammienators & Ysiss - Booie Woogie (GPF Remix)

09. Deterrent Man & Greazy Puzzy Fuckerz - Ciao Duck Fuck

10. Greazy Puzzy Fuckerz - Fuck Me Daddy

11. MC Ludo - Maren Kessel Tunnel Rave (Greazy Puzzy Fuckerz Remix)

12. Greazy Puzzy Fuckerz & Toxic Inside - Fuck Breaks

13. Greazy Puzzy Fuckerz & Caine - Fuck Buddy

14. Rooler - Domination (Greazy Puzzy Fuckerz Remix)


I cannot control my emotions, and are getting more nervous by the day. I havent' raved in a few years due to health issues, but I'll make damn sure that I'll be raving on the dancefloor. You will know I'm there. Why? Well, I'll be the one who is the happiest bloke there.


Of course their Decibel set was received well by the people who were there. You can hear them all sing each and every song out loud, and I do reckon I'll do the same at the GPF event. I know them by heart. Is that pathetic? Yeah. Should have studied Shakespeare or something similar, but instead I do know each record of the GPF boys. #ripmatty


There's just simply never enough greaze. I still can't understand how GPF got a hold on me so quickly, and how they have become good mates. It's like I'm talking about them like I known them for 25 years!


This set is just perfect. The ending is just what you would expect: 1564643 BPM. Madness. And throughout their set they play their biggest hits. This set was only uploaded 3 months ago and already has 18k+ plays, but everything GPF related gets a lot of plays. Their sex tapes have been played a lot of times. It's just so addictive. Still don't know how to describe them.


They just make everything better. So, to make your boring Saturday even better, why not listen to this? I'll be doing this constantly, and will get aroused by the second. More and more.


Anyway, who cares what I have to say? Let the music talk for itself. And if you don't like it, tough. Join the GPF hate club. A.k.a. the anti-ginger club. A.k.a. the anti-Matty club.


Best record? 'Maren Kessel Tunnel Rave'. That's the one doing it for me now.






Act: Greazy Puzzy Fuckerz

Genre/Style: who knows?

Liveset Info: Recorded @ Decibel Outdoor 2018

Length Liveset: 00:30:30

Tracks: 14 (fourteen)

Download/Listen (via Soundcloud): LISTEN HERE

File Size: unknown File Type: unknown Bitspeed: unknown


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